What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 15:49

Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.